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EVO 2017 - Player Select - YouTube


Daigo
a.k.a.TheBeast
when he's not busy yolo uppercutting or writing novels, Daigo can be found leisurely napping on a picnic table.
Yomi(5). Comeback(4). Emotion(1). Sponsers(5).
Machine. Psychic. Author.

 

Punk
a.k.a.TheAlpha
punk has made quite the splash in his short tenure. some say his power is controlled by the amount of hats he's wearing.
Maximizing(5). RoundHouse(5). PokemonHats(5). JustFrames(5).
Punish. Alpha. Teabag.

 

Bonchan
a.k.a.Punk's Idol
"Boxer is such a fair character, and he's totally not cheap and broken. great job, capcom." -Bonchan 2017
Spacing(5). Fireballs(5). HairBleach(5). Sagat(5).
Pacing. Tiger. Healthy.

 

Kazunoko
a.k.a.KAZ
kazunoko had forgotten he was an anime player, but the door that fell on his head during capcom cup 2016 jolted his memory.
HolyBadguy(5). Concussion(5). SBO_Appearances(4). Inoue(3).
DiveKick. Bonk. God.

 

AlexValle
a.k.a.Mr.StreetFighter
although alex is forgetful due to accelerated aging, he will never let you forget that he would have retired if he beat daigo.
Offense(5). Defense(3). Intuition(4). StoryTelling(5).
R.T.S.D. R.T.S.D. R.T.S.D.

 

JustinWong
a.k.a.Marvelous
after moment 37, justin became an internet sensation. these days, he drowns his sorrows by collecting ugly shoes.
LowAttacks(4). WongFactor(5). ShoeVortex(5). Ahvb(4).
Grandma. Comeback. BarrelRoll.

 

Xian
a.k.a.Shawn
no longer content with taking the poison, Xian finally picked a top tier... and the universe was thrown out of balance.
LowTier(2). Accent(5). BombMixups(4). JumpingShip(5).
Unseeable. Traitor. Poison.

 

Bronson
a.k.a.Bronson Tran
this man always seems to find the limelight, but he could probably use a publicist. Bronson is his own worst enemy.
Mic'edUp(4). TrashTalk(5). Clutch(1). PR(1).
Business. Casual. Choke.

 

tokido
a.k.a. murderface
tokido is high level across many games.
the common denominator in this equation? he only plays the cheap stuff.
Vortex(4). Malleabilty(5). Philosophy(4). Win Pose(5).
Revenge. Cheap. Iceman.

 

ZERO
a.k.a. persistent Blade
So a lot of people have been wondering if ZERO and persistent blade are one and the same person. Makes you think...
Scarf(4). Hoo-Hah(2). Diva(5). Gunnars(5).
Ledge. Theory. safety.

 

SAKO
a.k.a. SAKONOKO
For a 176-year old Stay-at-home vanpire dad, Age hasn't slowed sako down one bit. Is training mode the founrain of youth?
optimization(4). Style(5). Combos(5). 1-Frame links(5).
LAB. Execution. Family.

 

SonicFox
a.k.a.SanicFax
he's the best. and he won't let you forget it.
despire this fact, it's hard to stay mad at an anthropomorphicFox
Flexibility(5). GoofyLaugh(5). TrashTalk(3). Tail(4).
PewPew. Dork. Furry.

 

Ogawa
a.k.a. oGODwa
ogawa's greatest strength is the ability to suppress the urge to pop off in the middle of a crucial match
HighFive(3). RisingUp(1). JetRag(5). AFKCombos(5).
NoRemorse. Veteran. Otaku.

 

LIJoe
a.k.a. AmericanJoe
to keep his girlish figure, joe's diet consists of raw cookie dough and philly cheese steak without the cheese
BackPack(5). DDRdoubles(4). SunPraising(5). Hair(1).
Slam. Heroic. American.

 

RyanHart
a.k.a. the ProdicalSon
the 1st sponsered player, Ryan transcends game and era. he'll exist for a millenia to come, long after we're gone.
DM sent(1). mishima(5). portfolio(5). Afro(3).
WorldWarrior. Neriah. TrailBlazer.

 

HungryBox
a.k.a. HBOX
a dodgeball injury after his evo2016 win has caused his performance to dwindle. can he rise back to the top?
aggression(1). rest(5). B-air(5). dodgeball(2).
Lame. BurritoParty. Comeback.

 

haitani
a.k.a.TrueMarderFace
haitani is known for his high-octane playstyle. he's cordial enough in real life, just avoid eye contact at all costs.
RiskTaking(4). intensity(5). Raccoon(4). Sasquatch(5).
gamble. aggro. IcyGaze.

 

NuckleDu
a.k.a.DU
nuckledu was a known fear of flynig, which makes all the random wingless airplanes he does even more peculiar.
footsies(4). airplanes(2). taunting(5). dine n'dash(1).
shades. teabag. dogs.

 

Infiltration
a.k.a.INFIL
when infiltration super-kicked aris through the barber shop window. he turned his back on the bald gaming community forever.
characterPool(4). counter-pick(4). singing(4). Hair(5).
marriage. transplant. download.

 

Luffy
a.k.a.Louffy
Luffy will often reminisce... thinking back to simpler. more invincible, back dashy times. those were the days.
converters(5). PS1Pad(5). ladies(4). FortuneTelling(3).
backdash. backdash?. backdash!.

 

Nuki
a.k.a.Onuki
although nuki is a chun loyalist, he declined to comment on the current state of ChunLi's face in MvC:Infinite
chun(5). LowForward(5). VirtuaFighter(4). commentary(3).
loyalty. table. fishing.

 

JamesChen
a.k.a.jchensor
we humor james. his puns date back to the 6th century. where they were used as weapons during the chen dynasty.
loyalty(5). guides(4). SaltManagement(2). puns(5).
elderly. pun. gems.

 

Dogura
a.k.a.HBK
dogura's greatest moments dome from his emotional defeats. he adds a new ear piercing for every girl he makes cry.
piercings(5). victoryFace(4). SOOA(2). dictator(2).
mtg. heartBreaker. doglike.

 

Itazan
a.k.a.itabashi zangief
you better hope you dont drop that combo. because rest assured:itazan is churning that butter.
churning(5). grin(4). madness(5). teacher(4).
stubborn. scoop. playful.

 

FChamp
a.k.a.filipinoChamp
on most days, champ can be found on twitter tweeting about how great ChunLi's face is in MvC:Infinite
HisDormammu(5). HisGlacius(2). HisDhalsim(5). UV_Protection(5).
DaigoKiller. Popoff. Shill.

 

SethKillian
a.k.a.S-Kill
a witch cursed seth at an early age. dooming him to a life of cross-hand. pottery and golf are among the tougher rasks.
ManTears(4). CowboyBoots(5). Roo(3). cardigans(4).
all-star. clothhand. thunder.

 

momochi
a.k.a.momo
a descendant of ninjya;momochi's reflexes are no surprise. a ninjya's weakness? virtual reality horror games.
confirms(5). footsies(5). married(5). jumpscares(1).
ninjya. neutral. virtual.

 

gamerBee
a.k.a.Bruce
one of the nicest guys in the FGC. gamerbee became an honorary U.S. citizen the day he put MikeRoss on blast.
jaggakick(4). FanFavorite(5). gamer(5). bee(1).
healing. devour. MuayThai.

 

sanford
a.k.a.santhrax
the stick heard around the world. it was the day a king fell from grace. if only they would put.sagat.in.sfv.
stickChuck(5). TopTier(3). TopRamen(5). motivation(2).
meltdown. king. hungry.

 

mago
a.k.a.mago-san 2D GOD
always a bridge's maid and never a bride; mago is indeed the 2D GOD... as long as nothing is on the line.
introductions(5). rekkas(4). tourneys(3). casuals(5).
casualsKing. drunken. boss.

 

mango
a.k.a.goat
thou shall not sleep on the kid! he's looking for that 3rd EVO win.
USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!
U.S.A.(5). MarioCart(4). beer(5). framedata(1).
ProStreamer. heart. sellout.

 

RickiOrtiz
a.k.a.hellokitty
ricki is very particular about when you can and cannnot stand up. it makes for some awkward social gatherings
reactions(4). footsies(5). standingUp(1). saltyTweets(5).
sweet. annoyed. meltdown.

 

Perfect L
a.k.a.his name didnt fit
PerfectLegend has accomplished a lot, but he broke time and space when he managed to go 0-13 in a first to 10.
FT10s(1). JigglePhysics(5). hat(5). practice(4).
0-13. midwest. LabRat.

 

Arturo
a.k.a.Sabin
art is the harbinger and the calamity. scrounging the street for blowups. some say that he periscoped his own birth for max cpm.
MaxCPM(3). tilt(5). 4K60P(5). sponsors(1).
quaker. jurassic. old.

 

JDCR
a.k.a.the real jdcr
while you were out partying, JDCR studied the wave dash; most likely in some sort of hyperbolic time chamber
confidence(5). koreanMirrors(4). koreanSticks(4). 7.7Frames(2).
arm. analyze. starbucksCups.

 

snakeeyes
a.k.a.DragonEyes
a shipment of pads went missing. the truck overturned, with no sign of the cargo. victims were apparently planted.
plantingTree(5). RedbullGirls(5). stick(2). characterDoubt(3).
flexin'. EcoFriendly. FightPad.

 

Ally
a.k.a.the twitter terror
it's hard to believe that ally is a former EVO champ with such an under-powered, useless, dud of a character Mario.
Aliases(2). Sibling(5). Retirement(1). Troll(5).
Smurf. Plumber. Sneaking.

 

Jason Cole
a.k.a.afro cole
JasonCole is the dirtiest player in the game. there's no stoop that's too low for this ancient relic of a human.
Afro(1). Oldness(5). PushingButtons(1). Setups(5).
Dirty. Dojo. Setplay.

 

Marn
a.k.a.Marneto
Vietnam's finest export. Marn plays by not even his own pules. putting him in charge of pretty much anything is a mistake.
Diet(1). BracketRunning(1). Footrace(1). Contagion(5).
Pajama. Leg. Scumrag.

 

ChrisG
a.k.a.ChrisGenius
ChrisG is part of a long lineage of ancients. ghosts contact him during play to give him match-up advice.
Coaching(5). Complaining(5). Colluding(2). Soulfisting(5).
Spam. Excuse. HeadShake.

 

PRBalrog
a.k.a.VVVScrub
ED burst onto the scene, making EVO Top8 in 2009. since then, he's retired six times... and there's no sign of him stopping now.
Smiles(5). TapGimmicks(3). WonPawnch(5). CryingWolf(4).
Laughter. Toupee. Retired.

 

Damdai
a.k.a.Damdaigo
Damda's cerebral cortex fused with the super turbo A.L at a young age. thus, the ultimate being was created.
technology(5). $20Bill(5). Mindset(5). ZEN(5).
O-Damdai. CE-Damdai. Sheng-Damudai.

 

Armada
a.k.a.Boat
All of Armada's 26 siblings play melee competitively, and they all main Peach: this explains the occasional Fox pick.
StitchFaces(5). Doubles(5). Visa(3). Brudders(5).
Clutch. Calculated. Clean.

 

Woshige
a.k.a.Rise Up
Woshige is a real stand-up guy. he deserves a standing ovation. really. they say he uses a standing desk.
EarlyPopoff(5). RisingUp(5). SFV(3). Millia(5).
BattlePlanner. ESPN. Regret.

 

Smug
a.k.a.Smuggles
Smug's face is what happens when you push all sliders to the max. his character is cheap, but hey... Balrog needs that.
Antics(4). EyeSpacing(5). FairCharacter(2). DuffCity(5).
Buttons. Booger. XboxLive.

 

TomoOhira
a.k.a.FatherTime
Tomo, the father of competitive street fighter, was a god. the is, until he met his ultimate foe:girls.
VHS(5). NeckKick(5). Ego(5). Pinball(5).
Legend. gamePro. GirlFriend.

 

JohnChoi
a.k.a.ChoiBoi
dududududu,dududududududu,dududududududu,dududududududu,dududududududu,dududududududu,dududududududu,
FireBalls(5). RollCancel(4). JapaneseSticks(2). SandStorm(5).
Mas. GlowStick. Plasma.

 

Yipes
a.k.a.IFC Yipes
Yipes cast away his old self for a life of esports. with a new marvel on the horizon however. a fire inside him burns once again...
YellowButton(4). Play-by-play(5). SoundEffects(3). FreeStyle(3).
Bars. Curleh. Warrior.

 

Fuudo
a.k.a.HarryPotter
don't let his youthful vessel fool you, Fuudo is a wise and powerful god. his name is pronounced "Food" by the way.
Reactions(5). Patience(5). VirtuaFighter(5). Student(5).
Reflex. Adorbs. Wizard.

 

Mew2King
a.k.a.M2K
LOL M2K.
FinalDestination(5). Composure(2). Robotics(4). Counter-picks(5).
LOLM2K. LOLM2K. LOLM2K.

 

(DLC)

Aris
a.k.a.DaintyArab
when not practicing for resident evil nationals, Aris spends his time lecturing stoners at taken university.
FirstTry(2). Emotes(5). EatingSports(4). BaldSpot(4).
Bagoosh. Crab. Ladder.

 

KayoPolice
a.k.a.Kayo
once engaged to broadcast partner Aris, the marriage was called off due to her discovering that he a crab.
Lang,Barrier(4). Scent(5). Adorable(5). AlexFan(4).
Model. CosPlay. Waifu.

 

Spooky
a.k.a.Spooby
Spooky gazed at his own stream, and he himself became free. free from the shackles of the stream and its monsters.
SupGuys(5). Toiletries(1). PCDefender(5). Poverty(1).
Slots. Stream. Freedom.

 

Haunts
a.k.a.Harrison
pro tip: crouch in in front of a virtua fighter cabinet for 30 seconds while holding a keystone to unlock shin haunts.
SocialMedia(1). Streaming(2). DanceAbility(2). Advancing(5).
BlowUp. Awkward. Corporate.

 

JrRodriguez
a.k.a.Akuma
he proposed to his wife using an akuma win quote, and he naked his son akuma. his only goal is to land a sick demon setup.
Capslock(5). DashDemon(3). KaraDemon(3). JumpJabDemon(2).
Demon. Demon. Demon.

 

LIDad
a.k.a.AmericanDad
Dad used to tear up the arcades, and his son followed in his footsteps. bill is a cool dad, and not a day older than 25.
Supportive(5). Tetris(5). Mustache(5). Tan(5).
Cool. LesPaul. Dad.

 

Ghost_of_MvC
a.k.a.some shirtless guy
they say the ghost of marvel shows up every century to money match the EVO champ. that's probabry a lie, though.
Wardrobe(1). MoneyMatch(2). Audacity(5). PadChoice(2).
Ghost. Shirtless. Mystery.

 

Skisonic
a.k.a.best lightan N.A.
legend has it that skisonic's hat is a wormhole into another dimension, if true, it looks like that scholarship paid off.
Hat(5). TalkSpeed(4). Misinformation(3). Popularity(1).
Caster. Student. Hat.

 

MikeRoss
a.k.a.the greater force
little did mike know, that getting 4th place at EVO that one time would curse his bloodline for all eternity.
CageDestroyer(4). GoodLooks(4). HundredHands(4). Placement(4).
Street. Wholesome. Thiest.

 

Futuretecks
a.k.a.ShadowRunner
future gootecks has traveled back in time to warn us of the dangers of using pad... but is he too late?
TimeTravel(4). Leather(3). Stoicism(4). Winning(1).
Branding. Hitbox. Esports.